Old Yellowbelly: 'I want to be a gnome illusionist who specializes in invisibility spells and mime.'ĭeviant Boy: 'I will be playing a female character and like all women she is a chaotic evil thief.'

Weasly Crusher: 'I am going to make a human fighter named Grog Bradi.'Įl Disgusto: 'I have a pad of pre-rolled ninjas.' My game notes are disorganized enough.'ĭeviant Boy: 'Ab3 is SOOOOOO conservative.' Me: 'Look I already said that I will not run D&D for people on drugs. I dreamed I was the ghost of Veronica Lake trapped in a toaster oven.'Įl Disgusto: 'You're like a bad acid trip in a paisley vest I swear to God.'

Me: 'I never realized being under house arrest was a way of doing that.'Ĭollateral Darren: 'Hey we've all been under house arrest once or twice.'īlobert Smith: 'I was in a diabetic coma once. Me: 'You work at a fast food joint and you're salaried?'Įl Disgusto: 'See that's why I don't have a job. Weasly Crusher: 'Actually Fry Vat Supervisor means I just work more hours but don't get any overtime.' Maybe you can finally get your own dice.' Weasly Crusher: 'I have been promoted to Fry Vat supervisor.' Weasly Crusher: 'Yeah, it happens whenever you hear the word 'ninja'.'ĭeviant Boy: 'Weasly, why are you wearing your Burger Clown uniform?'ĭeviant Boy: 'What's with the gold fringe on your name tag?' Me: 'Since when have you ever had fun at a role playing game? You're always pissed off about something.'Įl Disgusto: 'I take my pleasures in the little things in life. Deviant Boy and Collateral Darren had plenty of soda, chips and dip on hand.īlobert Smith: 'Ah D&D, are you a balm against the cold sting of loneliness or did you in fact create the very isolation we endure?'Įl Disgusto: 'We play the game because its fun, end of story.' In short order Blobert Smith, El Disgusto, Old Yellowbelly and Weasly Crusher arrived. I hadn't run D&D in a while and I decided to see if I could get my old campaign up and running again. Me: 'Jail cells are less cramped and dank than that room is.'ĭeviant Boy: 'Hey man we are all prisoners of our glands.' Me: 'You mean the dark little room where the water heater is?'Ĭollateral Darren: 'My cot fits in there perfectly.' If there is only one bedroom where does Darren sleep?' The walls of their cramped one bedroom apartment were decorated with artwork from the early years of metal and the latter days of porno.

I found myself at the apartment Deviant Boy and Collateral Darren shared. The last thing I need in my life is to invoke the ire of El Disgusto's ghost or something worse.Īnyway, I thought that for the sake of the younglings that may not have read my work I would share a story I wrote called. I admit that sometimes off my metaphorical pen and start writing these kinds of stories again but on the other hand, I and the folks I gamed with are now in our fifties and starting to die off. Not to humblebrag they were quite popular back in the day, they even got translated into French and adapted for audio. The reason I have such an affection for these kinds of tales is because I used to write them back in the day. As this is his community I wanted to take a moment to offer my appreciation. Hello, I have been losing hours of my life listening to Reddx's remarkable regurgitations of what happens when good nerds go bad.

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